In Case of Hooks, Part 4: "Hook With A Vengeance"
In case of sequel, prepare to get a little darker and grittier.
If more edginess is needed, replace white t-shirt costume with a black t-shirt costume.
If black t-shirt is still not enough, grow a goatee.
In case of complacency, expect a series of murders by a man with rocket-hook-hands.
In case of fatal rocket-hookings, beware becoming the prime suspect.
If blamed by the media, meet with spunky photographer girl and ask for help in proving your innocence.
If suggested by spunky photographer girl, realize that constantly threatening to rocket-hook people may not be helping your image.
In case of elderly aunt being rocket-hooked at home, realize that only one person could have done this, but pause for dramatic effect.
If dramatic pause is over, reveal that your old rocket-hook-handed ex-friend must have survived that explosive high-five.
If rocket-hook-handed ex-friend survived, he must be back for revenge in a stunning plot twist.
In case of plot twist, return to the burned out building where all this started.
In case of dramatic arrival by ex-friend, prepare to listen to a long speech about how he was left for dead.
In case of long speech, nod politely.
If nodding only enrages him, begin playing epic showdown music.
In case of epic showdown music, begin epic showdown.
In case of epic showdown, prepare to be get beat up at first, and possibly end up on the verge of death.
If on the verge of death, have flashback to inspirational speech given by now rocket-hooked aunt.
In case of inspiration, overpower ex-friend and almost kill him.
In case of almost killing ex-friend, expect spunky photographer girl to appear and remind you that you're no longer a killer.
In case of compassion, apologize to your ex-friend.
In case of apology, ex-friend may become ashamed of all the rocket-hooking he's done.
If ex-friend is now ashamed at what he's done, prepare for him to clap his own rocket-hook-hands together, destroying himself.
In case of ex-friend-explosion due to rocket-hook-hand-clap, cover head.
If spunky photographer girl is injured, bring her to hospital (a real hospital, not a back-alley one).
In case of blame, allow spunky photographer girl to produce photos she took of your ex-friend admitting to his crimes.
In case of photos, be exonerated and once again hailed a hero.
In case of exoneration, celebrate with a nap, as usual.