In Case of Hooks, Part 2: "The Hook Identity"

• In case of big "nooooo," beware of mad scientist escaping.

• If mad scientist escapes, begin playing exciting chase-scene music.

• In case of exciting chase-scene music, chase.

• If chase leads to city streets, highjack motorcycle.

• If opportunity to perform cool motorcycle stunt arises, perform cool motorcycle stunt.

• If motorcycle stunt goes wrong, slowly walk away with back turned to motorcycle while it explodes behind you.

• In case of motorcycle explosion, a fire may be started, so use rocket-hook to blast open a fire hydrant and douse anyone engulfed in flames.

• If burning civilians are safely extinguished, be considered a hero.

• In case of new-found fame, be photographed by spunky girl who has just gotten job at local paper and is eager to prove herself.

• In case of photograph, strike a heroic pose.

• If asked for name by small child, come up with something cool-sounding but with some sort of rocket-hook-hands-related pun.

• In case of new designation as rocket-hook-handed hero, consider costume options.

• If costume options seem too expensive, recall that you gave all of your money to that homeless man.

• If homeless man refuses to return money, threaten to rocket-hook him.

• If homeless man continues to refuse, even under threat of rocket-hooking, consider cheap costume such as white t-shirt with name written on it.

• In case of interview by reporter, conceal secret identity to protect your elderly aunt who lives at home.

• If tricked by clever reporter and secret identity is revealed, rocket-hook reporter to prevent story from getting out.

• In case of sleepiness due to long day of rocket-hooking, return home and take nap.